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The Apple cult is one of the most annoying of the technology cults. Apple fanatics believe that Steve Jobs is holier than thou.

The Apple is very visible. Adepts will usually have external signs of addherence. Look for apple shaped backpack patches, bumper stickers... Apple adepts usually carry Apple devices (Macintosh laptops, Ipod music player, Iphone smartphone) and make use of them very visibly. The aim being not so much to let their surrounding know about their cult, rather than the hope of being seen by another cult adept. When two Apple cult adepts meet, they will have a very fulfilling conversation about how wonderful their Apple consumer-goods make them feel.

The Apple Inc. is the sole authorised provider of Apple-cult-related items, and sells them way above their manufacturing costs. A fact that Apple cult adepts are reluctant to mention.

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